How to piss your coworker off? Put some goddamn oomph into it, man! Shit! Me moved it but a half an inch in goddamn ten minutes! Come on! Let's go! Swing that motherfucker! Swing, bada-bada! Swing! What the f-
Darlene! Darlene! Darlene! What the break?! Break! I was pressing a break! Break! Stop! Oh my god! I got ya! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Jesus! My bad bro! Jesus Christ! Session ID: 1090402.
This girl just posted that she was shopping at Walmart at like 7 o'clock at night. And this employee came up to her and said, hey, what kind of car do you have? And she was like, a Toyota. And he said, oh, is it silver? And is this the license plate? He was on the phone with somebody and they read the license plate.
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