How to piss your coworker off? Put some goddamn oomph into it, man! Shit! Me moved it but a half an inch in goddamn ten minutes! Come on! Let's go! Swing that motherfucker! Swing, bada-bada! Swing! What the f-
Darlene! Darlene! Darlene! What the break?! Break! I was pressing a break! Break! Stop! Oh my god! I got ya! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Jesus! My bad bro! Jesus Christ! Session ID: 1090402.
This girl just posted that she was shopping at Walmart at like 7 o'clock at night. And this employee came up to her and said, hey, what kind of car do you have? And she was like, a Toyota. And he said, oh, is it silver? And is this the license plate? He was on the phone with somebody and they read the license plate.
The angel sent to save Lot's family from Sodom explaining the rules to them (his wife doesn’t care): Rule number one, you got to be quick. Rule number two, don't fall down. And rule number three, whatever you do, never look back.
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