I got a technical for clapping. So like if we should all just go on the calendar now and pick a game that I'm going to be suspended for if I'm going to get a technical for clapping. I asked Gerda, she said Gerda said that I got a technical for clapping. So, if any technical should be taken away, it should be that one. If it's truly for clapping, th
Just so you know, sir, this is... Just so you know, sir, I have a stick up my ass. Doesn't it look like he has kids locked in his basement? He basically looks like a sleep paralysis demon who has started a podcast on crystal healing. What drugs are you addicted to besides despair? You look a little bit like alcohol and meth had a kid. Have you cons
But we do believe in taxing the hell out of millionaires. Yeah, absolutely. Well, what is taxing the hell out of them mean? Uh, yeah, you know, I again, I don't have like a solid, but. But shouldn't you? Um, I mean. If you're the co-chair, if you're the co-chair of the DSA, shouldn't you be more specific than just taxing the hell out of something?
My husband said, I don't understand why you like Instagram so much. It's just a bunch of hot chicks with big tits. I was like, that is your algorithm, you idiot. I showed him my phone, all dogs. He was so embarrassed. He was like, oh my god, you jerk off to dogs.
aubrey plaza has always BEEN mother ❤️🔥 Just your luck that you're going into labour on Halloween. Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off? No, I want it on. That's the whole point. I put the makeup on after I went into labour. Whatever blows your skirt up. Okay, you ready to push? Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix. (MONSTER MASH PLAYS) Here come
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