A lot of Japanese words are just English words with a Japanese accent. I got out the airport, I got into a Japanese taxi. I was like, Sir, can you take me to the Ritz Carlton, the hotel? And he was like, Heh? I'm like, fine. I took out Google Translate, I put in Ritz Carlton, I showed it to him, and then he was like, Oh! Rittsu Karuton, hey! I'm li
Look at the shoes dude this guy's in a Ferrari What kind of car did you drive in on Ferrari You don't wear shoes like this unless you have a Ferrari unless you're a fking Bollywood actor Iranian guy with the Ferrari you can't buy these shoes This is just so everybody knows that's what he wanted This is the craziest thing ever Dude so we're at the H
What's your name? Would you mind me asking? I don't mind. May. May, what do you do? I'm a recruiter. For the military or for other companies? Other companies. Oh, okay. Well, thank you for your service. What does your boyfriend do? I don't have a boyfriend. You don't have a boyfriend? Whoa, I found out in a crazy way. May, were you brought up relig
I was hooking up with this white girl recently who was like, 'Let me put on some incense for the vibes.' And then she puts on this incense called sandalwood. And sandalwood is the same type of incense they use at Japanese funerals. I'm Japanese, by the way. So the entire time she was on top, I just kept thinking about my dead grandma the whole time
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