Your two sons died getting their heads shaved at orientation. They didn't even make it to the barracks. Oh, the cost of freedom! Here's a flag we didn't bother to fold.
Take these, go home, talk to your daughter. What? Your pants, your blouse, your scarf. They're all freshly dry-cleaned, everything except your jacket. It's got smudge on it. Probably two days old. Which means you didn't know the jacket had been worn. So, either your husband is a cross-dresser, or your daughter's been borrowing your clothes without
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