At this stage of my life, I have zero f**ks left to give. Back in my great state of California, my very own governor, Gavin Newsom, has detowed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row. But that's okay, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife,
IF YOU HAD JESUS CHRIST YOU SAY TO HIM AT ALL TIMES If you had five minutes with Jesus Christ, what would you say to him? You can have five minutes with Jesus Christ at all times.
There are a lot of men chasing us. Well, there should be, because you're a very good-looking man. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would take a run at you. I'd put you in a bubble bath, I'd put some water wings on you, and I'd smack your whole bottom. But listen, here's what we do, guys. Easy, easy. Look at you, you're giggling at me. I'll take yo
Being a man in America used to mean loving guns, girls and bacon
Now it's overrun with anti gun vegan fairies
No, you don't understand. I really tried this time. Yeah, I really tried. Hair man. This is as good as I can do. Well, shout out to everybody out there, man. And I still failed. This will you if you feel alone in the...
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