Betting $100 that the gambling addiction hotline operator is a girl. Thank you for calling the gambling addiction helpline. How can I help you? Yes! Come on! Uh, sorry, wrong number. Come on! Bring me my money! Bring me my money!
A small ginger kitten tries to get food from an automatic feeder. It struggles a bit, pushing its head into the dispenser, and eventually manages to get some kibble into its bowl.
When your girl is lowkey having a mental breakdown but the boys are on. Stupid fucking whore! So I'll just shut the fuck up! I'll just shut the fuck up for good now, huh? Yeah, you fucking... I think she's almost done, I'll be there.
GTA 6 LEAKER HAS SET DEAD MAN'S SWITCH: We at Rockstar are sad to announce that the GTA 6 leaker, Cyberleek, has activated a dead man's switch for his build of GTA 6. Wait... what?! What do you mean "dead man's switch"? Rockstar is currently searching for Cyberleek, trying to pinpoint his location so that we can stop his leaks. However, if we arres
GOD THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER DAY. THANK YOU THAT EVERY MOMENT OF LIFE IS A GIFT. THANK YOU FOR THE AIR IN MY LUNGS. THANK YOU FOR MY DAILY BREAD. THANK YOU THAT EVERY GOOD GIFTS IS FROM ABOVE. THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING FOR ME. AND THANK YOU FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. THANK YOU FOR EVERY OPPORTUNITY. EVERY LESSON AND A WISDOM FROM YOUR WORD. AMEN.
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