Can I ask you about your childhood? Yeah. I was attacked by a serial killer. Oh my god. Did you survive? Ask about my childhood. Are we familiar? Is it like one of the... Yes, the National Forest Serial Killer. He is on death row in Florida. The National Forest Serial Killer? So, a man or a bear? Okay, how old were you? You said a kid. It was in th
So when I was a kid, I killed a butterfly. My priest told me no butter for me the whole month. I also told them I killed a cockroach. He looked at me and laughed. He said, 'No chance, boy. No chance.'
Your life is bad and you have $45,000 of debt. Why would they give me credit cards if they don't want me to use them? They give me access to free money. Why would they want you to use them? Put yourself in their shoes. Because they want me to use it to spend money. But why? Why would they want to? So they make money. They're making money, which mea
Eric: You wanted to see me? Red: Did you take my car out last night? Eric: No. Red: I know you did. Guess how I know. I stuck a hair across the ignition. Eric: A hair across...? Someday I'm gonna use that on my son. Red: Anyway, since I know I can trust you, I'm gonna let you drive it. Eric: I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay. Uh, where does the
I've been living in Germany for eight years and I still do not understand the AC situation here. It is 100 degrees today and nowhere has AC. Still. Restaurants? Nope. Hospitals? Nope. Shops? Nope. What will it take to get ACs? Just a reminder. Europe refusing to install air conditioning is worse than gun violence in America. More Europeans die ever
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