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Zohran Mamdani was given his rightful place at a soldier's funeral in New York, in the fourth row with no speaking part. It's customary for the New York mayor to come and speak at a fallen service member's funeral, but Army Sergeant Angel Rampersad's family didn't want him to speak because they didn't want it to become overly political. But the gov
So a soldier comes sprinting up to a nun, completely out of breath. He says, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." She says, "Well, this is definitely not covered in Sunday school, but all right." A second later, two military police come running up. They ask, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" She points down the road and says,
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