Good morning, boys. Shit, it's Chesky Four. Look at 7th, all dressed up for Sunday school. Hey, you guys forget to set the alarm? Yeah. Yeah, where you been? Up with the sun of Samoa, screwing your girlfriend. I have a girlfriend? Lucky me. Filthy, just like you are. Hey, Colonel Puller, where you heading? Tokyo. Care to join us? I don't know, it's
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I think it's so funny bein' white Latino, I'm proud to be Latino, like, I truly am, but it's really hard for me to express it 'cause it rubs everyone the wrong way. Kinda like what's goin' on right now. Can you guys feel that? It's tight in here, huh? Un poquito? My mom, when Trump started hating on Latinos in 2015, she got me a shirt to, like, sho
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I fart a lot. Currently, it's partly my diet, partly anxiety. I get very nervous and I fart. And that's just my thing. Yeah. I don't look like someone who farts a lot. So in a group, people don't usually think I did it. I've been framing large men for years. And I don't feel bad about it because they think it was them too. It was just like, yeah, i
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