I think it's so funny bein' white Latino, I'm proud to be Latino, like, I truly am, but it's really hard for me to express it 'cause it rubs everyone the wrong way. Kinda like what's goin' on right now. Can you guys feel that? It's tight in here, huh? Un poquito? My mom, when Trump started hating on Latinos in 2015, she got me a shirt to, like, sho
I'm married. You are married. What's his best quality, ma'am? Huge d!ck. Huge d!ck. D!ck. Can he pay rent? Nope, addicted to opioids. But he got a big ass d!ck! No. You don't know, you never measured? Bigger than my throat. Bigger than your throat? That's great. Bigger than your throat. Holy Toledo. Do you ever... do you have a gag reflex or no? No
I fart a lot. Currently, it's partly my diet, partly anxiety. I get very nervous and I fart. And that's just my thing. Yeah. I don't look like someone who farts a lot. So in a group, people don't usually think I did it. I've been framing large men for years. And I don't feel bad about it because they think it was them too. It was just like, yeah, i
Too funny. Cats and dogs react to 3D optical illusion floor decals that look like deep holes or wells. The cats are visibly startled and confused, trying to avoid falling into the perceived holes, while the dogs observe their reactions. There is human laughter in the background.
If you don't know what pop punk is, it sounds like this. You're sure the prettiest girl I know, when I'm hiding in your closet watching you changing your clothes. The only person that I'm more attracted to than you is your mom. Abortion, abortion, abortion. I'm such a nerd and I love big titties. That's every pop punk song. There's more. And we mad
Would you trade me in for another woman? Absolutely not. What if she's younger than me? Still no. What if she's prettier than me? No, wouldn't do it. Okay, would you trade me in for a new bass boat? What kind of bass boat? A Michael... Who do you think are more trustworthy, men or women? Definitely men. Why? I don't trust anything that can bleed fo
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