I fart a lot. Currently, it's partly my diet, partly anxiety. I get very nervous and I fart. And that's just my thing. Yeah. I don't look like someone who farts a lot. So in a group, people don't usually think I did it. I've been framing large men for years. And I don't feel bad about it because they think it was them too. It was just like, yeah, i
Too funny. Cats and dogs react to 3D optical illusion floor decals that look like deep holes or wells. The cats are visibly startled and confused, trying to avoid falling into the perceived holes, while the dogs observe their reactions. There is human laughter in the background.
If you don't know what pop punk is, it sounds like this. You're sure the prettiest girl I know, when I'm hiding in your closet watching you changing your clothes. The only person that I'm more attracted to than you is your mom. Abortion, abortion, abortion. I'm such a nerd and I love big titties. That's every pop punk song. There's more. And we mad
Would you trade me in for another woman? Absolutely not. What if she's younger than me? Still no. What if she's prettier than me? No, wouldn't do it. Okay, would you trade me in for a new bass boat? What kind of bass boat? A Michael... Who do you think are more trustworthy, men or women? Definitely men. Why? I don't trust anything that can bleed fo
Happy for you. *Take flash picture* Somebody just take a picture of me, nigga, what the fuck? Thought I wasn't gonna see that? What the fuck? This is not TV, nigga, this is real life, nigga. I can see you you "real quick". You got a brother? Yeah, nigga, what the fuck? I do have a brother, what? Why you asking if I got a brother? "Y'all look smack
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