If you don't know what pop punk is, it sounds like this. You're sure the prettiest girl I know, when I'm hiding in your closet watching you changing your clothes. The only person that I'm more attracted to than you is your mom. Abortion, abortion, abortion. I'm such a nerd and I love big titties. That's every pop punk song. There's more. And we mad
Would you trade me in for another woman? Absolutely not. What if she's younger than me? Still no. What if she's prettier than me? No, wouldn't do it. Okay, would you trade me in for a new bass boat? What kind of bass boat? A Michael... Who do you think are more trustworthy, men or women? Definitely men. Why? I don't trust anything that can bleed fo
Happy for you. *Take flash picture* Somebody just take a picture of me, nigga, what the fuck? Thought I wasn't gonna see that? What the fuck? This is not TV, nigga, this is real life, nigga. I can see you you "real quick". You got a brother? Yeah, nigga, what the fuck? I do have a brother, what? Why you asking if I got a brother? "Y'all look smack
Pocket FM #1 Audio Series Platform. The Blade Never Forgot by Joshua Green. The blade was buried beneath the ruins where no living hand was meant to find it. The moment his fingers closed around the hilt, it remembered him. Steel screamed from the earth. A forgotten battlefield erupted inside his mind. Thousands of warriors. A kingdom burning. A wo
POV: She get divorced and want to marry her lover. He finally signed them. Signed what? The divorce papers. I'm finally free. We ain't got to sneak around no more. We can finally start planning our wedding. You cheated on your husband with me. So what makes you think I'd ever trust you enough to be my wife? What? You lied to that man every single d
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