Here's what happens inside your body five seconds after you take a sip of water. The moment water touches your tongue, sensors send signals to your brain saying, hydration incoming. As you swallow, the water rushes down your esophagus in a smooth wave called peristalsis. Within seconds, it hits your stomach, but it's not stored there. Your stomach
I can't make this up. They keep flying us in. If your car looks like this, just go ahead the fuck back in the house. Just go in the house. Ain't no need for you to be outside today.
So you're not married? Nope. Ever been? Nope. Want to be? Nope. Don't you want a woman of your own? What for? Share your name, bear your children, be a companion. They ask me to quit drinking, quit gambling, save my money, and they bitch about her aches and pains all day? No thanks. Must be a lonely life. It's a great life.
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