If you see a man opening the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one or two things. Either the car is new, or his wife is new. No! Michael! A MAN OPENING OF TWO THINGS MICHAEL
Best version of if one door closes another should be opened😂🤣
babe i have bad news what the gyno said that we can't get it uh for six weeks really man well what'd the dentist say
When someone hacks into my bank account and realizes I only have $1.37 to my name. Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, be unpredictable, that's a surprise you see, surprise, surprise.
CLIP OF A NEWS TEAM GIGGLING LIKE KIDS AT THE WORD "MUFF" IS SO DAMN FUNNY. YOU'RE WEARING YOUR UGG BOOTS ON YOUR HANDS. THAT'S PROGRESSIVE. Natalia's brought back the muff. A whole host of things that you could do with that. HILARIOUS!!!
Oh, yeah? You like that? You like that? Yeah? Can you really quick? Yeah. I'm just getting a video. It's already recording and ready to go. Get on the fucking ground! Hey officer, why do you smell so bad? Because you're on duty! Go, go, go, go, go!
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