I TOLD MY MOM THE COOKIES ON THE STOVE THAT SHE ATE WAS EDIBLES. Ma. What? You ate all those cookies on the stove? Yes, the fuck I did. Why? Why are you getting so mad? Those are edibles, ma. Is that the fucking reason why I'm walking around here all lost in the fucking sauce, bitch? I ate about 12 of them motherfuckers. Why would you eat all of th
WHEN I'M TRYING TO LEAVE WORK BUT THAT ONE COWORKER KEEPS TRYING TO MAKE SMALL TALK. Hey yo, my life's like a movie, my life's like a Uzi, jacuzzi. What the fuck out of my way!
Roses are red, Broccoli is green, Those are the biggest titties I've ever seen. You want me to write that? Yeah. I just met this girl. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Those titties are fake, But my love is true. Roses are red, I'm decking the halls, Do me a favor, And play with my balls. Are you serious? Roses are red, Snow is white, Your booty ch
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