I want to make a complaint. Ever since that surgery, my husband has lost all interest in relations. None, not a flicker. 31 years and now he will not come near me. Ma'am, your husband had cataractic surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight. Shh. WARNING GRUMPY OLD B******
That'll be $2. I don't have any money. If the person watching this follows you, I'll give you the chocolate for free. Please follow me so I can have my chocolate. I know you'll help me.
Sir, you are under arrest. What did I do? You are absolutely adorable. Get 10,000 followers in one hour, I will let you go. Please help me, I don't want to go to jail.
Go! This is one of the best garages in the world. Come with me. This took two years to design. The paint costs $1 million. Right, over here. This is the Hellbug. And this is one of the most famous Bugattis in the world. Pagani Huayra Roadster. This is about a $3 million car. And if you look at how beautifully designed this is, it's actually modeled
door and he's like, 'Hello?' And as soon as he said that shit, I said, 'Guess who?' This boy freaked the fuck out. He started to run. Boy, I grabbed that damn door. I started shaking the shit out of it. He ran in there crying to his dad, and we already agreed when his dad came, he'd come check the closet and pretend I wasn't in there. So daddy come
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