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avatar Anthony Miller

I was trying to reach your laundry. Oh, your arms. And you will find there are pictures in your mind. Oh, I've seen them. Things that you can see and feel. All those things are... All these special children and Governor Bredesen agreed, King Phil, that love and imagination are important things. Oh, and maybe the best things. Yeah, that's right. So

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Can you believe it? Mike came home from a business trip yesterday, caught his wife in bed with her lover, grabbed a shotgun, shot them both, and then killed himself. Wow, that's great! Great? Are you kidding? Don't you realize this is a terrible tragedy? Yeah, I know. But if Mike had come home one day earlier, I'd be the one who got killed.

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avatar John Paul

Think of a number between 1 and 70. Can you tell us what's the number you're thinking of? You can say it. Three. Just three? Okay. The number you're thinking of. I'm allowed? Yeah, you can say it. 64. 64. Just to track them. Yours? 43. 43. Uh, yours? 53. And yours? 12. 12. Okay, and then for the last one, I want each of you here to create a number

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avatar Agni Gauss

PARACHUTING a beer to my NEIGHBOR while we're both on HOUSE ARREST

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avatar Isabella Lewis

What are you going to do? Blake's magic trick. It's a little rusty? Okay. Are we not impressed? How did she do that? For your life? Yeah, how did she do that? Can't see the video?

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avatar Agni Gauss

Jack meets the eccentric Prudence. I'm thirsty. What's to drink? Goofy Juice is mine, but you can have one. Oh, thanks, handsome. Is this beer for anybody? Prudence, you're 16. Uh, uh, you know, Prudence, the Goofy Juice has vitamin C and calcium. It's much better than beer for a growing body. Not that your body needs to grow. I'm done. You know, P

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