Listen to this. Story time. There was a girl that was born blind. She hated herself simply because she could not see. The only person she did not hate was her loving boyfriend who was always a source of encouragement. She told him if only I could see the world I'd marry you. One day someone donated a pair of eyes to the girl. Now she could see ever
@CARTOON Hey, how's it going? Oh my god, did you just talk? Uh, I did. Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Why don't you kiss me and see for yourself? You're still a frog. Yeah, you also have to reach one hand under me and lightly touch the underside of my penis. What? You have to reach one hand under... No, no, no,
With zero tolerance, no room for error, CNC machines produce exceptional cutting results. Fill that cat with milk real quick, all the way to the tippy top of the cat. Put the rest of him in there. Have it shoot everywhere. They're not gonna have a dead finger with the bike chain around it though. Dang it. Oh, they do!
Sometimes I be wanting a gf until... Sometimes I be wanting a girlfriend. It sounds fun and all until I see how my friends who are cuffed be looking. All dead inside. With no more will to live. It's like she sucked the fun right out of him.
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