Mood. We just have to be in the woman. Me. There's nothing on me that would change my wife's mood. Nothing. The other night my wife was like, 'I'm not in the mood.' I was like, 'Yeah, I have just the thing to change that.' You know what she said to me? She said, 'Get that thing out of my face now.' No man in the history of mankind has ever been pre
Lois, I swear from the moment I laid eyes on you, you were the only woman in the world for me. So you mean to tell me that unlike any other man alive, you don't even have a glancing interest for other women? You and you alone stand outside the dictates of millions of years of evolution? Why is that so hard for you to believe? Because I look at othe
I tell you now, nothing I've ever seen, we are all inside groove. And I feel so cool. You know we're just cool, but we belong together. Yeah, you can't stop the ground. We are perfect night. Here we go. The video shows a person taking a piece of broken green glass from a bottle, shaping it into a gemstone, polishing it, and then setting it into a r
Finally, Dallas, Texas, you're fighting. This is what America's supposed to do. They tried to block the streets of Dallas, Texas, to impede traffic so that way Americans couldn't get to work. Well, guess what happened? Police finally stepped in and told them to get the fuck out of the way. Good Job Officers!!! Muslim prayer in Dallas draws police r
Hey, what happened? Please save my sister. I'll try my best, but these people need to follow you. Please follow and pray for my sister. Don't worry, I'm here now. Don't cry. Where are you?
However big, however small. My girls didn't know I was home and I scared the shit out of them. He was scared to go in the hall way so I became a ghost. buuu!! Step Daughter this time haha. scaring my sister in law! I'm not going to hear when I need to sneeze. I thought that they shouldn't even know.
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