My favorite thing about rednecks is they never panic. Even in situations they should absolutely panic. I remember one time my cousin Tater, real name Tater. Tater crashes his brand new Dodge Ram into a tree because he was drunk driving, or as my family calls it, 'driving at night'. And we're like, 'Tater, you're screwed. You're absolutely screwed.
Two men appear to break through a wall, revealing a supermarket interior. A security guard emerges, looking surprised and holding a stick. The men "steal" items from the illusory supermarket. The guard chases them, then approaches the "hole" in the wall, realizing it's a painted illusion. He tries to interact with the fake wall, looking confused an
I will always love you... Dolly 1946 - 2026. And I learned to love Jesus, and Jesus learned that Jesus loved me when I was a little bitty kid, and all those things that mama used to say, you know, that through God all things are possible. I kept all those things kind of tucked away into my subconscious mind and in my heart. And those are the things
Are you ready? Stand by your man. Give him to arms to cling to. And something warm to come to. When nights are cold and lonely. Stand by your man. And show the world you love him. Keep giving all the love you can. Stand by your man. Tell him you'll always love you.
I was trying to reach your laundry. Oh, your arms. And you will find there are pictures in your mind. Oh, I've seen them. Things that you can see and feel. All those things are... All these special children and Governor Bredesen agreed, King Phil, that love and imagination are important things. Oh, and maybe the best things. Yeah, that's right. So
Can you believe it? Mike came home from a business trip yesterday, caught his wife in bed with her lover, grabbed a shotgun, shot them both, and then killed himself. Wow, that's great! Great? Are you kidding? Don't you realize this is a terrible tragedy? Yeah, I know. But if Mike had come home one day earlier, I'd be the one who got killed.
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