Q: What do you say to Americans who are not fans of the war? TRUMP: They're foolish. What do you say to Americans who are not in favor of the war? Uh, they're foolish because the war is about one thing. Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. Had we not broken the, uh, Barack Hussein Obama agreement, you know that, you know what I'm talking about, the I
THE FCC, THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION, DECIDED ALL BY ITSELF THAT RADIO AND TELEVISION WERE THE ONLY TWO PARTS OF AMERICAN LIFE NOT PROTECTED BY THE FREE SPEECH PROVISIONS OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION. I'D LIKE TO REPEAT THAT BECAUSE IT SOUNDS VAGUELY IMPORTANT. THE FCC, AN APPOINTED BODY, NOT ELECTED, ANSWERABLE ONLY TO THE
Don't fall in the water. Two people dressed as Bowser and Princess Peach from Super Mario are riding a custom-made bicycle shaped like a Bullet Bill on a narrow track over water. They successfully navigate the track and ring a bell at the end. The event is called Red Bull Jernhest, which translates to Iron Horse. The commentator is speaking Danish.
What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you fucking racist. What do you call a gay man driving a bus? I don't know by his name, you homophobe. Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like dicks. Oh my God. What does a 9-volt battery and a butthole have in common? You know you're not supposed to put your tongue o
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