One hell of a surprise. My type of get back. Got a surprise for you. What in the hell? That's your surprise? Who is this? The landlord that you got pregnant by? That's the landlord's wife and I got her pregnant.
World Cup fans eating at home after being in the USA for weeks. No. But I thought you loved beans and toast. No, not anymore. I just don't understand why we can't have free refills in the UK. It's not like the technology doesn't exist. Ranch dressing. Do you have it? Hans, why is everything here in children portion? It's always been this way. Mayon
Department of Education. You know you grew up in a privileged country when your biggest struggle is convincing yourself that the country you grew up in is evil. They think the American flag means white supremacy. When you see somebody waving an American flag, what do you feel? White supremacist. Sadness. Do you think capitalism is evil? Yes. Hard y
The people who call everything racist are responsible for the rise in racism. The men who insist everyone has to believe they're women are the cause of transphobia. Same goes for you various other DEI candidates who've chosen victimhood over a personality. In your desperation to prove people hate you, you've made people hate you, not because of who
So uncalled for. Okay, listen up. Rule number one in this classroom, alright? You don't call me Miss Allen, okay? You don't call me professor. I have a PhD, that's a doctor. Doctor of philosophy, PhD. Doctor Allen, thank you very much. Don't forget, yes sir. Um, honestly, I just I wanna know from you and for everyone in this class, yes, you have a
What Fest is this? I'm not even trying. I know. Excuse me, man, you need help carrying those things? I got an extra set of hands. I could walk with you down the path. You need a beat. I'm trying to help the lady. She's got two basketballs on her chest. What the f***, man? Man can't help a woman anymore? Got some bitches and what our kids...
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