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avatar Agni Gauss

One, two, go! It's out! Right there! Get it! Dang it! Spending every day on your own and here it goes! No! Yes! Ahhh! Yeah! One, two, three. Two. No. No. I'll get it! Slam it like you usually do it. I can't. I got it. Ow! Somebody once told me the world is gonna. It switched sides. Let me see. Oh, it came out that time! Ahhhhh! Three, two, one, go!

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avatar Sophia Rich

I am going to fire the bodyguards protecting Donald. They put my husband at the 3rd priority level. I watched as the bodyguards of Vance rushed forward immediately, and only after Vance was safe did those bodyguards slowly come over. They clearly knew my husband was not wearing a bulletproof vest, yet they did not protect him at the first moment. W

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avatar Gaie Houston

Yes, Mr. President, we can come down and help you open up the Strait of Hormuz. Just please stop threatening to send Rosie O'Donnell up here.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Baby, your boss called today. She said you were fired. Fuck that bitch! I already did. You go back to your job on Monday. (Followed by sounds of laughter and a person falling from a chair).

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avatar Mark Manson

CAREFUL BOY I'M THIS OLD FOR A REASON. Loud explosion sound.

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