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avatar Mark Manson

Ran away after robbing a store. Crucial development, Bob. Police have just dispatched a sketch of the... Oh, man. Officers have now arrested the suspect moments ago. It really looks just like... Police... CRIME WATCH UPDATE MANHUNT UNDERWAY

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avatar Agni Gauss

Who's the guy in the closet? Excuse me? Oh, that's right. Sometimes you forget I'm a detective. See, there's all this steam in the shower like somebody was just in there. Only your hair's dry, so it must be somebody else we're talking about. Why do you get the toilet seat's up? Since he's under the bed, I figured you must have stuck him in the clo

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avatar Sophia Rich

Excuse me, have you been smoking any pot today? No. Well, you've been stopped here for 15 minutes. Can you tell me why that is? We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green. How high are you? Hi, how are you? No, I said, how high are you? Hi, how are you? This guy was so friendly, baby. Okay, I am going to have to conduct a pot sobriety test.

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avatar John Paul

That day he lost all faith in humanityđź’€ This is the end

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avatar Gaie Houston

When my car lowkey getting stolen but they can't get it started either

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