Ryder! Babe! Oh, babe, your sex is so sweet! Ryder is making... fixing my car. What an angel! I'm gonna give you some more of that tonight! Such a great husband. Babe! Hey babe! Hey, babe. Um, can you pay Tyrone? He's outside changing the oil in the car. The fuck is Tyrone? Oh! Oh, fuck!
Interviewing a Mexican Hitman. When is the last time you killed someone? Yesterday. Really? Yes. And before that? Like what the fuck. But to you, what is the cost of a human life? It depends on the person. If a person is cool and nice, their life is worth a lot. But if a person is a piece of shit and doesn't do anything, their life is worth nothing
Marco Rubio Ready to RESIGN to OFFICIALLY Run for President in 2028? Rumors Spread like Wildfire... Hey guys, how did the blue wave happen? Well, Democrats just magically came up with 20 million new votes. No, really, that's what they're gonna say happened and here you go, here's the numbers. Republicans didn't show up to vote, that's not true, Rep
I just found out my baby mama been spending all her child support checks on her new boyfriend. She even called me one day and asked me to send her extra money so she could buy my son new shoes. I'm like, yeah, I got you, I sent the money. He come over, I'm like, hey son, what kind of shoes you get? He said, mom haven't bought me any new shoes in a
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