So last night I went on a date with a married man. And I don't even wanna hear it. I don't even wanna hear. I know everyone's gonna be like, 'Well, you should have known he was married. You should have known.' You, I would know if I had. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. So I decided to put myself back on the old dating apps. I hate the dating ap
How long are you going to squander your talents? You don't know me Seven. I know the cliché you are all too keen to wrap yourself in. *Electric inhale* You're worse than a petulant teenager, at least they have the excuse that their brains aren't fully formed. Hell of a pep talk Dad. You don't know your dad.
You slept with him? I don't think we ever slept, did we, Frank? Don't look so hurt, Alan. I fucked you, I fucked Andrew, I fucked Frank. That's what I do. I fuck. And it made me $8 million. So, you're fucking Dr. Paley here and he mentions a rich patient, a rich, delicate patient. And you figure you can fuck yourself into the will. You know how to
PEOPLE COMING OUT HERE SAYING WELL THE GAS PRICES ARE THE REASON TO VOTE FOR DEMOCRAT. ARE YOU DENSE? WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OUT AND SAY YOU WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO PAY YOUR BILLS TOO? AS A WOMAN I HAVE A RIGHT TO VOTE AND I VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP AND I'M PROUD OF THAT AND Y'ALL WANT TO ASSUME THE REASON WHY. YOU'LL SAY OH YOU VOTED FOR DONALD TRUM
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