So, you really are adopted? Yes, I am. You ever tried to find the other ones? You mean my birth parents? Is that what they're called? Birth parents? Typically. Yeah, they're the ones that had you, took one look and then dumped your ass! I don't think that's how it went. Sure it did. They handed you to a nurse and went, 'Run!' I don't think so. Or m
If you refer to the fifth grade as my senior year, you might be a redneck. If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner, you might be a redneck. If you've ever taken a beer to a job interview, you might be a redneck. If you own a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren't, you might be a redneck. If you see a sign that s
Every step I take, Your favor goes before me. Every word you speak, Your promise reassures me. Open the windows over me, Lord. Pour out a blessing I can't contain. Let your power fall on me, Lord. Break every chain, remove every pain. Lift me higher, higher in your glory. Let my life declare your story. Open windows over me and let your blessings f
MUHAMMAD VS JESUS CHRIST A PROPHET VS THE SON OF GOD BORN IN SIN VS BORN SINLESS BROUGHT A MESSAGE VS IS THE MESSAGE POINTED TO GOD VS IS GOD MANIFEST IN THE FLESH DIED AND REMAINS DEAD VS DIED AND ROSE AGAIN OFFERS LAW & WORKS VS OFFERS GRACE & SALVATION FOLLOWED BY MEN VS WORSHIPED AS LORD
Sir, your eyes appear bloodshot. Have you been smoking weed today, sir? And your eyes are glazed over. Does that mean you've been eating donuts, asshole?
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