This is Sasquatch Unfiltered News, live from Yellowstone. Sir, what happened out there? Call me Craig. I was hot, horny, and that old man was in my space. He was 50 yards away, and you chased him around for a while. Why didn't you stop? I'd already committed to it. You ever turn around halfway through a chase? Makes you look stupid. Do you feel bad
Bilbo Baggins. Gandalf. Clouds in the sky. With a wand. Where's that long staff. That's an evil shadow. Wielding his power. Underground. Twinkling bell. Never talking. Just keep walking. Nothing is magic. @SKOOMAADDICT_ SKOOMAADDICT
Let me make this simple. You ghost me, I ghost you. You show no interest, I show no effort. You put me second, I'll put you last. But if you show me love and loyalty, I'll give you the world.
Me in complete shock when my husband is explaining all the complicated stuff he handles at work, but at home he can't even find the mustard in the fridge...
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