I just want to remind you that if you ever want to quit this job, you need to give us two weeks notice. Okay, and I just want to remind you that if you ever want to fire me from this job, you need to give me seven weeks notice. Excuse me? Yeah, if you ever decide it's not working out and you want to let me go, that's totally fine, but I'm just gonn
Two men are laying tiles. One man is struggling to cut tiles with a tile cutter, making a lot of noise and breaking them. The other man is laughing and mocking him, repeatedly saying 'technology' in a sarcastic way. The first man then tries to cut the tile with a different, simpler tool.
I was craving barbecue chicken, but I ran out of charcoal and I didn't want to disappoint him. So I cut down a tree and took some wood and I set that on fire. And then of course I tenderized my chicken and I added some oil to it of course and I added my favorite barbecue seasoning and I mixed it in really well. And then I let it sit for about 30 mi
Psychology says the rarest men share these four traits. First, he enjoys being alone, not because he's lonely, but because peace feels better than noise. Second, he reads people fast. One conversation is usually enough. Third, he trusts slowly. Life taught him that words are cheap. And fourth, he walks away the moment respect disappears. That's why
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