Turning my pregnant wife's texts into a pop punk song. I feel like death I'm so tired and have a headache and I think I'm hungry but I can't eat. I'm dying. My mouth is so gross and my back is killing me. I'm not hungry but I don't know what to do. I'm sorry to complain to you I'm just really dying. I'm dying. Trying to sleep but I'm dying I can't.
Unearthed clip exposes clash between El-Sayed, Democrat nominee for U.S. Senate in Michigan, and ex-GOP rival: The Republicans on this panel decisively and swiftly called out this kind of Islamophobia, this kind of racism in the context that they are running to represent a state that has the highest per capita number of Muslim Americans in the coun
Ass Like That (2004) - Eminem. I ain't never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my slinky go doing doing doing. I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true. The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer, she's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams. I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'mma answer. Police sayin
Boy, this is going to hurt. Doctor, if it's going to hurt, please give me something to kill the pain. Okay. Well, I got some Novocaine right here. Hold on to that and let's see how this works here. Okay, Novocaine... here we are, Novocaine. Take a firm hold of the hypodermic needle, right. There'll be a little bit of pain, and then numbness will se
Police. *Calls his partner*. Partner. Hello? Guess who I just pulled over. His Boss. Who? The chief deputy. Driving a souped-up Dodge Charger belonging to the sheriff's office. I just clocked him at 96 in a 35. *NERVOUS*. Really? *ASHAMED*. The license is in the back seat. *Laughs*. Yeah. It's your traffic stop. Do what you think you should do. I d
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