Wait for for it 😂 I was trying to call my girlfriend today, but for some reason all my calls were going to voicemail. So I decided to call her from my coworker's phone. When I called her, this sweet voice answered the phone. It was my girlfriend's daughter. And I said, 'Hey honey, I'm at work. What are you and mommy doing?' She was like, 'Well, I j
With all that being said, JP Morgan now employs more people in Texas than in New York. So a shift is happening still. Right now, at this very moment, Goldman Sachs is forcing hundreds of managers to make an impossible choice: move from New York to Dallas or Salt Lake City, or leave the company entirely. Not because of poor performance, not because
A dog is sleeping on a driveway at night. A lion approaches the dog. The dog wakes up and looks at the lion. Both the dog and the lion then raise their middle fingers to the camera.
Plum Crazy Purple. Dodge Challenger R/T. UNION STATION. 2434L. Love is like a mushroom, you get too much you get too high, not enough and you're gonna die.
Ma, am I adopted? Of course not, why would you say that? The DNA test says I don't match anybody in this family. Darling, David did a DNA test and it says he ain't our son. Well, obviously. What do you mean, obviously? First night in the hospital, that baby wouldn't stop screaming. You told me to go change him. So I did, and I'm proud of the one I
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