What happens when mommy and daddy argue? Daddy always gets quiet. Why? Cause he wants to live. Hahaha. What does mom say a lot? She says one minute. Is it one minute? No, it's a mom minute. Nobody knows how long that is. What is your dream? To have $50 billion like my daddy. Oh, your dad has $50 billion? No, that's his dream too. Hahaha. Do you hav
A boy and a girl are in the kitchen. The girl is preparing ingredients, including eggs in a bowl. The boy takes out a toy excavator and a remote control. He puts on a yellow construction helmet and a reflective vest. He then uses the remote-controlled excavator to mix the eggs in the bowl for the girl. The girl holds a red warning triangle and watc
WHY ARE PEOPLE ALLOWED To Be Stupid BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO POINT IT OUT. WHO BETRAYS YOU ONCE, WILL BETRAY YOU A THOUSAND TIMES. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK THE WHOLE SEA TO REALIZE THAT IT'S salty. She may not have that Coke bottle body you're thirsting for, but she might be the best can of busted biscuits you ever had in your life. I'M NOT A HOARDER,
Part 1. GOD AND COUNTRY. The Star-Spangled Banner, but it's epic battle music. Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs b
LAST TIME I GOT REALLY HIGH, I WAS AT AN ACDC CONCERT. AND ABOUT AN HOUR INTO IT, I REALIZED I WAS STANDING IN A FIELD LISTENING TO MY IPOD. KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? A SCARECROW SOLD ME TICKETS. GOT SOME CLAPPERS DOWN FRONT. I HOPE YOU GOT GOOD SEATS. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE. I VOTED ONCE. I WAS IN THAT LITTLE BOOTH, AND I G
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