Haha, this is so funny! I needed a good laugh. My husband cracked the damn code on me. He got home from overtime yesterday and he was like, 'I'm starving, I'm gonna order Mexican food. What do you want?' And I was like, 'I just ate with the baby, I'm not hungry, I don't need anything.' And he looked at me and he went like, 'What do you want?' And I
This is the approach you gotta have with any girl. Jerry. Yes. I've been doing a lot of thinking. Uh-huh. Well, I don't think we should see each other anymore. Oh, that's okay. What? No, it's fine. No problem. I'll meet somebody else. No, really. Sure. See, things always even out for me. It's fine. Anyway, it's been really nice dating you for a whi
Start over, please. It's gonna sound mean, but it's a compliment. Okay, prepared. I hate your voice. Okay, tell me. It's so annoying. You just talk all the time. But it sounds pretty when you sing. I don't like it. Because if you, it's all I hear. It's my voice. Yeah. I'm your mom. Yeah. I talk a lot. Yeah. I sing a lot too. I just sing a lot. It s
I HAD A BLAST AT THE STORE TODAY. I ASKED THE YOUNG CHECKOUT GIRL IF THESE WERE FRONT OR BACK LEGS SHE DIDN'T KNOW AND SAID I'LL GO ASK. WHEN SHE GOT BACK SHE SAID, "NOT" FUNNY.
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