Why can't your boyfriend walk past you without slapping your butt? You might think he's just being horny or immature. But biologically, it is a vital signal known as physical checking. To the male primal brain, words are often too slow to register. Touch is an instant signal that bypasses logic and hits the nervous system directly. In the animal ki
If juice falls on the floor, who do you call first? Daddy. Why daddy? Because he's clean and nobody gets in trouble. What happens when mommy talks at home? She talks and nobody dare talks back. So mommy makes the rules? Yes. Daddy just says 'Okay'. If you had a job, who would you fire? Daddy. Why daddy? One, he eats my snacks. Two, he says just one
Looking good. Where are you going? I'm going to get shit-faced. Are you ready yet or what? No. Shut the fuck up and give me another drink. What are you drinking tonight? Pretty much any liquid that comes my way. Did you shower? I'm a little crusty, but I'll... Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. On a scale from 1 to 10, all fires might fit. Go get
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