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avatar Mark Manson
CAUTION IF YOU HEARD 20 MINUTES OF MOANING FROM MY BEDROOM, THAT WAS JUST ME TRYING TO STAND UP.

CAUTION IF YOU HEARD 20 MINUTES OF MOANING FROM MY BEDROOM, THAT WAS JUST ME TRYING TO STAND UP.

avatar Mark Manson

Hey babe. Yeah. What is the female version of teabagging? I think I know. You say yours and then I'll say mine. A flappuccino? No baby. No? It's a clam clam.

avatar Jacob Junior
I'm fine with being alone It's the horny part that bothers me ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm fine with being alone It's the horny part that bothers me ๐Ÿ˜‚

avatar Zoe ZZZ

I GAVE YOU EVERY GOOD FINGER BLAST I'VE EVER HEARD OF. Old school, E.T., cops and robbers, shotgun, Chinese finger torture, cigarette machine. Look for change in the payphone. Look for change in the payphone. Wait, is that a nickel? You better get that nickel. Is that a nickel right there.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
How Do You Sleep At Night Knowing People Donโ€™t Like You? Me: With No Underwear In Case They Want To Kiss My Ass

How Do You Sleep At Night Knowing People Donโ€™t Like You? Me: With No Underwear In Case They Want To Kiss My Ass

avatar Charlie Chocolate
MY PENIS WAS IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. THEN THE LIBRARIAN TOLD ME I HAD TO TAKE IT OUT BEFORE SHE CALLED SECURITY.

MY PENIS WAS IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. THEN THE LIBRARIAN TOLD ME I HAD TO TAKE IT OUT BEFORE SHE CALLED SECURITY.

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