How to Defeat the Seven Deadly Sins
Pride (vs. Humility):
Acknowledge your limitations, admit mistakes, and lift others up.
Envy (vs. Gratitude):
Practice contentment with what you have and celebrate the success of others.
Wrath (vs. Patience/Gentleness):
Practice meekness, avoid reacting immediately, and let go of resentment.
Sloth (vs. Diligence)
When you forgot you posed for a picture with the guy that you paid to assault you with a mystery liquid. Then didn't go to the hospital, didn't change your clothes, made no effort to remove the mystery liquid, then hugged people at the end of your town hall with the mystery liquid.
THE SKUNK SPRAY MYTH THAT FAILS YOUR DOG. Tomato juice masks. Chemistry neutralizes. THE MYTH. NOT BONDING TOMATO JUICE. TOMATO JUICE: MASKS, DOESN'T NEUTRALIZE. THE SCIENCE. NEUTRALIZED. PEROXIDE + BAKING SODA: BREAKS THIOLS. THE FORMULA: 1 qt hydrogen peroxide + 1/4 cup baking soda + 1 tsp dish soap
Chinese man rings his boss and says, "Me no work, I sick" Boss says, "When I'm sick, I f*ck my wife, try that!" 2 hours later Chinese man rings back, "Me better, you got nice house"
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