Claire! You're doing, like, everything. Let me help. Give me a Diet Coke. I don't know if you were just dismissing me, but we're sponsored by Pepsi. Claire, wait. No, that's- What the hell happened?! You grabbed the cooking oil instead of the rice wine. Happens to me all the time. You have ten minutes left. Why am I cleaning the pan? Because I need
RIDE AUTO SALES Custom CHEVROLET 1966 @_RIDEAUTOSALES Ella Langley • Be Her. She drank wine by the glass, night by the bottle. She ain't stuck on the past, ain't worried about tomorrow. She's a lover, a mother, a sister and wife. She rolls over in the morning to the love of her life. Only smokes on vacation.
So this baby's going viral for being the most nonchalant infant on the planet because just a few minutes after being born, he kicked his leg up and put his arms behind his head. While most newborns come out screaming, he's lying there like he's waiting on a drink by the pool or something. Meanwhile, his mom is probably still recovering from labor,
What seems to be the problem? Doctor, a honey bee stung my husband's banana. Oh no, let me prescribe something for the pain and swelling. Just the painkiller, doctor. Just the painkiller? Yes, doctor, and please let the swelling be as it is.
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