Does mommy make delicious meals at home? No. No. Mommy always tells dad like this: You don't like my food, go back to your mother's house. Is mommy a good cook? Yes. She even has her own cheerleader. A cheerleader in the kitchen? Yes. The smoke alarm. The smoke alarm! Hahaha. It screams every time she makes dinner. Daddy? What is it, baby? Can you
A 14 year old mastering one of the most difficult singing techniques in the world. The girl sings a song featuring complex yodeling. Lyrics include phrases like: "I wanna cross the river land where all the others fail. They try to learn to yodel, while I yodel lazy. I love to become a mountain known and clear and sunny day. Then I'm a master yodele
Old Kmart Commercials. and no one was offended.. 1. SHIP MY PANTS. Pants. Right here? Ship my pants? You're kidding. You can ship your pants right here. You hear that? I can ship my pants for free! Wow, I just may ship my pants. Yeah, ship your pants. Billy, you can ship your pants too. I can't wait to ship my pants, Dad! I just shipped my pants an
Well, Jimmy, you ever step back and think, maybe I should make folks laugh tonight? Well now, I ain't worried about nobody laughing. That ain't even part of my job. What am I, some kind of comedian? Oh, bless your heart. So confusion is the goal? Not the problem? Exactly. And if folks leave more confused than when they showed up, that's a perfect n
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