POV: your wife cheated and her car is in your name... so you gave her a major downgrade. Man: your fucking keys and get the fuck out. Woman: Do you know where my keys are? I'm trying to go to the store really quick before... Man: They're not hanging up by the front? Woman: No, they're always in the same spot, but they're literally not there. Like,
BAKERY Two powdered donuts and a large black coffee. You should never eat donuts for breakfast. Well, my grandmother lived to be a hundred years old. And she ate powdered donuts for breakfast? No, she minded her own fucking business. @MRSTICKMAN_1
Grand Funk Railroad. We're an American Band. Released July 2, 1973. Live clip: 1974. I'm an all-American boy. We're an American band. We're coming to your town, we'll help you party down. We're an American band.
I mean, pretty soon you're going to be girding your loose loins in leather and sitting in the pathetically past their prime section with Diane Cannon. Oh, ho, pimple still skin. Oh, by the way, the Eagle Scouts called? Your merit badge in celibacy came in. Well, if I'm not back tonight, then my mission was accomplished. And you may forever refer to
TikTok Lite @royallen773 TikTok @top_tricks_world. Conner: 'Knock It Down!' Knock it down! Yeah! No! Yeah! Yeah! No! Knock it down! Bang! Bang! Bang! Yeah! Oh, I hit! Oh no! Oh! Give it a roll, come on! Yeah, hit! Oh! No! Oh! Don't be a tie! Oh! Come on, go, go! Oh! Come on, go, go! No! Go, go! Oh! Bang! Come on, do it! Oh, this is it! Yeah! HULETT
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