I'm looking for my panties. I'm sure the maid has it. Ma'am, I am not the one with your panties. Your husband can bear me witness that I do not wear panties.
You know I used to think that the definition of success was the Rolexes and the nice cars and all the flashy materialistic things. True! But then I realized as I got older that it's not success, man. True! Real success is coming home to a house full of love. True! A partner that smiles at you when they look at you. True! And you know, waking up eve
and through a complex series of... You can step out now, Joey. Sorry? Head down to the office, please. Why? Well, for one thing, you're wet. Oh. It'll dry. I don't want to miss the start of the new year. Also, you're dressed inappropriately for school. Just wearing a t-shirt. with incendiary text. There are no curse words or drug paraphernalia on i
This is a large firework from Italy. How many dollars do you think it's worth? Legal operation, please do not imitate! Oh, so heavy. Thanks for 1000 subscribers. Three. Yes. Two. One. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, wow.
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