My dad goes, 'Hey, the school called us and told us some kids been beating you up everyday. Why don't you tell us?' And I go, 'Cause you guys are professional fighters. And I'm getting beat up by some kid. It's embarrassing.' And he goes, 'Good, you're a boxer. You're not a street fighter. If somebody hits you, you tell the teacher.' I go in my bed
fails. Oh shit, oh shit. Welp.... Ah! First time making churros for Spanish project. Just trying to stay hydrated but... Look at that skin. Oh my god. Disaster. When you like your fails over-easy. Oh yeah. will never do pancakes again. Sometimes I hate myself... Funny Fail Kitchen. my baby sisters love baking. Absolute fail.
Trump refuses to believe Catholics were upset at him posting ai photo of the pope said 'you mean fake news'. Thank you, Mr. President. Some Catholics were not so happy about the image of you looking like the Pope. Oh, I see. You mean they can't take a joke. You don't mean the Catholics, you mean the fake news media. Not the Catholics loved it. I ha
Day 117 of Women being Women. Attacking my husband! this morning and I think I can take him. Hey babe, you want to see what I learned in defense class today? No. Why not? You a pussy? What the hell are you recording for? Don't worry about it. Come on. Oh my fucking god. You ready? Whatever. Ah!
Peter: doubts Jesus Jesus' genuine response: A bald, muscular man with a chain walks on water, followed by a woman emerging from the water with a surprised expression.
Amy, you remember Ross? Not really. But you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date. That was me. No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade. Still me. No, I'm not talking about you. It was your fat friend's brother with that bad afro, remember? Amy, I'm gonna save you some time
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