Red. Wow, what is it? It's not for you. Go look for scraps around the neighborhood like the rest of the dog. Kitty, for the last time, I am not attracted to Pam. You can't give me a number, can you? Well, I can tell you on a scale of one to ten, I love you ten. That's a number. You just take your cardiac jukebox over to Pam. Bye, Kitty. Bye, Red.
What are you doing with my rabbit? Just giving him his afternoon bacon. He's too fat! You have to stop feeding him! My God! Look at these puny rabbits! What do people do with them? I don't know. Maybe love them and hug them and watch them hop around the backyard, which they can do because their feet can touch the ground. I bet Gordo could fit that. DISQUALIFIED
Doctor, please, you have to help us. There are no redheads in either of our families. How often do you have sex with your wife? Uh, maybe once every couple of months. Well, there you go. That's what happens when you leave a rusty tool sitting too long.
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