She turned around, she goes, "Are you laughing?" Uh-huh. "At what?" I said, "Do you not see our reflection in the mirror?" She goes, "Yeah, it doesn't look like you're getting banged by Winnie the Pooh." I felt like I should be holding a jar of honey in my arms. Then there's certain positions you gotta ask permission for. Certain positions, imagine
TIME FOR A EARLY MORNING JOG. Oh man, come on. Goddamn. Get up. Get on up. Get up. They on the ground. They just crying. Who's the fighter? I wish I could help.
Well, well, well... What they did not teach us in school, and what I wish they would have taught me. I don't care who you are or where you're from, we all live the same life and it goes like this. You wake up to your world about age 16... About age 16, you say to yourself, 'Oh, I need to get a job one day.' So I'm gonna have to work real hard at a
Ask God in prayer. No step is too small when you're moving in the right direction. Even the tiniest effort can lead you to the waves of change. Give me strength and guidance.
Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Gloom, despair, and agony on me. My wife was so unhappy, she started to pack. But I figured I could get us back on the right track. So I give her a weekly allowance, but you fellas know how that is. She spent it before I had
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