Sir, how did you kill 99 people at once? Ma'am, it wasn't my fault. I was driving a big truck and suddenly no brakes! I looked ahead, two guys standing alone on one side, huge protest on the other. What would you do in my place? I'd hit the two guys, obviously. That's what I did! I hit the two guys, one died, the other ran into the protest. Should
DATE NIGHT A, BEERS WITH THE BOYS B. A or B? One of them is Date Night and the other is Beers with the boys. A? Can you confirm you've locked in your answer? A. Sure. I can confirm that you got Beers with the boys!
You ever fart in your sleep so bad that you wake yourself up? You lay there in the dark thinking, Dear Lord, what the hell died in here? Then you realize it was you! That's when you roll over, pull the covers over your wife, and go right back to sleep. Nature's air freshener, my ass.
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