To Karen Bass. This backfired on the Democrats. They really screwed themselves on voter ID, huh? So let me get this straight. Democrats were against voter ID. They don't want the Save Act. But now they've been put in an interesting position. Why? Because Americans from across the country are flying out to LA to vote for Spencer Pratt in the mayoral
John. Yeah? I just want to get this out the way right now. I'm leaving you for another man. What? Yes. I got my things packed and I'm leaving in the next hour. Leaving me for who? Steve, the postman. My best friend Steve? I didn't know y'all was best friends. When did y'all become best friends? Just 10 seconds ago. FOLLOW US!
A vacuum cleaner salesman came knocking on my door. Before I could talk, he dumped a bucket of "DOG SH!T" On my rug and said, "If this vacuum don't remove every trace of it, I'll personally eat what's left!" I replied, "I hope you're hungry because they cut my electricity off this morning!" Laughter.
POV: The Titanic is sinking and women and children go on the lifeboats first but you're the first dwarf I've ever seen. All right, women and children first. Got it? Hmm. Let me get my supervisor. I don't know how to handle this.
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