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avatar charliek777

Warning: Never buy fun pajamas for your man. No day is gone. I'm still all alone. How could this be? You're not here with me.

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avatar John Paul

Alright, kitties. This is Mean Machine, part one. Three, two, one... Holy shit! Come on, chute! Oh my... Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Yeah! That's what I'm talking about. That's rocket science right there, baby. Science that shit. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah, that's rocket science.

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

You have written the National Anthem for married men. Love it. So, everybody keeps saying that this is the Married Man's national anthem... yes, she is petting a largemouth bass. Do you agree?? I didn't work my whole life just to give it away. I didn't think I donate every cent that I made. I didn't want for nothing. Now there's nothing to my name

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avatar Mark Manson

hello.. hello Dad, can you please come help me? I have a flat tire. did you call your husband? yes, I did. but he didn't answer. do you have a spare? yes, he didn't answer either.

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avatar Agni Gauss

Someone was filming the delivery of their new Audi car and look what happened LMAOO. So, almost the back off. Goddammit!

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avatar Mark Manson

IMPOSSIBLE ROADS ARE GOD'S SPECIALTY. LAND OF GOSPEL

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