Whenever you first come into Congress, you get to meet a lot of really interesting people. And one of the people that I got to meet not long after getting elected was somebody by the name of Ilhan Omar. One night we were having late votes on the House Budget Committee, which I serve on, and she was really angry at me. And she was angry because I, I
My mother. That's your mom. Mom? Mom, are you married, mom? No, but it feels like it. Married? Who are you married to, the game? What the f*** are you talking about? Travis. What's his name, ma'am? Okay, how do you feel about Travis? He bought my first car. He bought you your first car. Dude, that guy is f***ing your mom, dude. Holy sh*t. You know
Two. They knew the camera was on. They didn't care. I know you're watching me. Come catch me. Porch pirate learns his lesson. What the? Are you kidding me? Oh, this is disgusting. My car. Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Alright, quick grab and go. What the...
He's trying to work through his depression and anxiety without bothering anyone. Nothing in his world is more important than being there for those in his life. But some days his world is crumbling around him and no one knows it because he's good at hiding his pain with a smile. But if you ask him how he's doing, his response will always be, 'I'm al
Too far gone. How deep can a man fall before heaven quits calling his name? How long can you dance with the devil before you start believing you belong in the flames? How long these chains so damn long they feel like skin? Made a home out of hell, let the darkness settle in. Every scar's got a story I was too ashamed to tell. Every bad road I follo
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