Why is cooking so hard? The recipe you gave me has pasta water in it, but my grocery store doesn't sell it. Holy fuck on a spatula. Did you just say that out loud? Pasta water isn't something you fucking buy at a store, dumbass. It's what's left in the damn pot after you boil your pasta. You save a cup.
It's tough getting older. Went into an antique store, they wouldn't let me leave. Last week I was on stage, they hit me with the spotlight and I started to walk towards it. @ANDYHUGGINSCOMEDY
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Exodus 14:14. God sent this message just for you today. Listen closely. In Exodus 14:14, He promises: The Lord will fight for you. You need only to be still. Be still, my child. Put down your weapons. You are trying to win a war that was never yours to fight. You don't need to explain your side. You don't need to prove your worth to anyone. Just tr
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