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This item that looks like a keychain is actually a semi-automatic pistol, the OSI Folding Pistol produced by Cybe. To use it, simply point the red muzzle outwards and press the blue button to unfold. To fold it back, slide the green safety on the side up to the top of the gun, and it can be returned to pocket size. It fires .22 long high velocity r
Do you ever have to sneeze while you're taking a piss? It's frightening, isn't it? It's frightening cause actually you can't do it. It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won't let it happen. Your brain says, stop pissing, we're going to sneeze now. Cause your brain knows you might blow your asshole out.
What's happening, Han? We're being robbed! So sorry. Please take everything that is in my mannequin. Would it be possible if I took my prayer beads out? They've been in my family for hundreds and hundreds of... I don't think so, homeboy. You're in my house now, bitch.
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